1 00:02:25,129 --> 00:02:28,674 And now for all you romantics out there, this one is for you. 2 00:02:33,637 --> 00:02:36,056 Hello, Betty. 3 00:02:36,932 --> 00:02:42,062 Shouldn't you be at the hospital, looking after a certain other soldier? 4 00:02:42,146 --> 00:02:46,066 Is there any way you can find it in your heart to forgive me? 5 00:02:47,693 --> 00:02:51,071 I wonder if these two get together. 6 00:02:53,824 --> 00:02:56,952 I'll forgive you on one condition. 7 00:02:57,077 --> 00:03:01,665 - What's that? - Dance with me. 8 00:03:28,025 --> 00:03:29,902 Explain one thing to me. 9 00:03:31,237 --> 00:03:37,701 What kind of desperate and pathetic emotional cripple 10 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:40,037 would actually buy that as an ending? 11 00:03:46,752 --> 00:03:49,797 Rosie, do you think that in real life 12 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:53,133 Tad Hamilton is the man he seems to be on the screen? 13 00:03:53,217 --> 00:03:57,972 Absolutely. I mean, you just can't fake that kind of thing. 14 00:03:59,849 --> 00:04:03,185 What do you think Tad Hamilton is doing right now? 15 00:04:05,062 --> 00:04:06,730 I'll bet he's in church. 16 00:04:13,070 --> 00:04:14,029 Watch this. 17 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:19,159 Yeah! Whoo! 18 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,751 - Told you that was him, right? - Yeah. 19 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:28,752 Tad Hamilton. 20 00:04:28,794 --> 00:04:31,088 You don't make it easy on us, Tad. 21 00:04:31,255 --> 00:04:32,756 What do you mean? 22 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,634 This is the shot the paparazzi got. 23 00:04:37,052 --> 00:04:40,764 Congratulations. You're actually drinking, driving, smoking, 24 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,892 leering and groping at the same time. 25 00:04:43,058 --> 00:04:47,980 Which, on the one hand, is just about the coolest thing "ve ever seen. 26 00:04:48,105 --> 00:04:49,064 Richard. 27 00:04:49,231 --> 00:04:54,236 But, on the other hand, it can be argued this might be bad for the image. 28 00:04:54,945 --> 00:04:56,780 You play characters who have heart. 29 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:59,783 This is a person who will have a heart attack. 30 00:04:59,825 --> 00:05:03,871 I can't believe you guys are blaming my unemployment on this photograph. 31 00:05:03,996 --> 00:05:08,125 You are not unemployed. Dockworkers are unemployed. 32 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:11,837 You are simply between million-dollar paydays. 33 00:05:11,921 --> 00:05:18,302 As are we, since we both get a percentage of your payday. 34 00:05:18,844 --> 00:05:20,804 But this isn't about us. 35 00:05:20,930 --> 00:05:25,893 Whatever happened to that part in the Jimmy lng movie? I´m perfect for that. 36 00:05:25,976 --> 00:05:28,854 Well, he's taking a breath. 37 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:32,816 - He's what? - He's taking a breath. 38 00:05:32,983 --> 00:05:34,902 He's pausing before deciding. 39 00:05:35,027 --> 00:05:37,279 He's hemming and hawing and taking a breath. 40 00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:40,783 And this is only going to make him breathe more. 41 00:05:40,866 --> 00:05:44,286 - What do we do? - Asphyxiate the son of a bitch. 42 00:05:44,787 --> 00:05:47,998 - We generate a little positive PR. - What are you, an interpreter? 43 00:05:48,165 --> 00:05:52,795 I'm saying we just need to do something, Tad, 44 00:05:52,962 --> 00:05:56,340 to remind Jimmy lng and America that you are the boy next door. 45 00:05:57,800 --> 00:05:58,842 I am the boy next door, 46 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:02,930 if you happen to live in a very dysfunctional neighborhood. 47 00:06:42,386 --> 00:06:48,225 Congratulations. You've eaten your body weight in Pringles. 48 00:06:48,392 --> 00:06:50,269 What's your favorite Pringle? 49 00:06:50,394 --> 00:06:53,022 Sour cream and onion or original? 50 00:06:53,147 --> 00:06:57,276 Well, the sour cream and onion has a very strong taste. 51 00:06:57,401 --> 00:07:01,030 So if you're eating a small amount, half a can, you want that strength. 52 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:05,200 But if you're eating more, you want the original. lt's a cleaner flavor. 53 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:10,247 Wait until you discover barbecue flavor. You'll finally become a woman. 54 00:07:10,414 --> 00:07:13,375 How's Modern Grocer treating you over there, Pete? 55 00:07:14,084 --> 00:07:16,086 This is the swimsuit issue. 56 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:25,095 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 57 00:07:25,262 --> 00:07:27,931 - Win a date with Tad Hamilton. - What? 58 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:30,100 lt's to benefit Save the Children. 59 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:33,353 - That is so like him. - Saving children. I know. 60 00:07:33,437 --> 00:07:35,022 Ohhh! 61 00:07:37,316 --> 00:07:40,319 - Should I enter? - Why not? 62 00:07:40,444 --> 00:07:43,197 Sure. Heaven is just a mouse click away. 63 00:07:45,908 --> 00:07:47,034 A mouse click and 100-buck donation. 64 00:07:47,117 --> 00:07:49,328 We can raise 100 bucks. 65 00:07:54,917 --> 00:07:58,295 - With your permission, Petey. - I´m sorry? 66 00:08:00,964 --> 00:08:02,966 - Paper or plastic? - Paper, please. 67 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:08,388 Would you help Rosalee win a date with Tad Hamilton and help Save the Children? 68 00:08:08,472 --> 00:08:10,349 I certainly would. 69 00:08:15,145 --> 00:08:18,107 - Aren't these great? - The best. 70 00:08:18,273 --> 00:08:20,943 Along with a $125 check 71 00:08:21,026 --> 00:08:25,322 in recognition of yet another Piggly Wiggly Store Manager of the Month Award. 72 00:08:25,489 --> 00:08:28,283 - Congratulations. - Thank you, Mr. Ruddy. 73 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:31,036 So, Pete, when do we lose you to Richmond? 74 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,372 Because you're running out of wall space here. 75 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:38,293 Well, I got my acceptance letter to Virginia State. 76 00:08:38,460 --> 00:08:41,463 - That's good. - And I got my student loan. 77 00:08:41,964 --> 00:08:46,009 So, there's just one more thing. 78 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:49,096 - What? - There's someone here that l... 79 00:08:51,473 --> 00:08:53,350 I need to have a discussion with 80 00:08:53,517 --> 00:08:57,187 about the going to Richmond with me issue. 81 00:09:00,524 --> 00:09:02,901 Jars are full. 82 00:09:04,987 --> 00:09:06,488 I love everybody in this store so much. 83 00:09:06,989 --> 00:09:10,367 Sorry for interrupting. Sorry. 84 00:09:27,593 --> 00:09:30,053 It was nice to meet you. 85 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,097 It was nice to meet you, too. 86 00:09:32,222 --> 00:09:34,349 - Good night. - Good night. 87 00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:40,522 - Are you taking off? - Yes, sir. 88 00:09:41,023 --> 00:09:42,316 Muchas gracias. 89 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:45,402 Hasta el proximo miercoles. 90 00:09:46,236 --> 00:09:49,364 I am the Albanian one, Mr. Hamilton. 91 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:52,492 I'm sorry. Could you tell the other one... 92 00:09:52,618 --> 00:09:56,205 "Muchas gracias" and "hasta el proximo miercoles. " 93 00:09:56,371 --> 00:09:58,290 - Will do. - Thank you. 94 00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:16,493 OK, what do I need to beat you? 95 00:11:18,161 --> 00:11:21,290 Double 14, or it's all over. 96 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:24,042 That's not going to be a problem. 97 00:11:25,502 --> 00:11:30,173 Don't miss. Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss. 98 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:33,552 Um, are you actually doing that? Yeah. 99 00:11:43,645 --> 00:11:48,317 And now Pete will get the bartendress's attention. 100 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:52,487 - She's waiting for you. - And we're waiting for our round, Pete. 101 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,574 Fine. 102 00:11:57,701 --> 00:11:59,161 Angelica. 103 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:10,172 Yes, Pete? What is the object of your desire? 104 00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:15,427 We need another round. 105 00:12:16,678 --> 00:12:20,557 One day, Pete, one day, 106 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:23,643 I know that the answer to that question will be "You, Angelica." 107 00:12:23,727 --> 00:12:27,356 "You are the object of my desire." 108 00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:33,528 OK. But for now we'll just go with the beers. 109 00:12:42,371 --> 00:12:43,246 Oh, Pete. 110 00:12:44,623 --> 00:12:46,541 Enough. Thank you, ladies. 111 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,211 You don't like her the teeniest, tiniest bit? 112 00:12:49,378 --> 00:12:51,296 What? Rosie... 113 00:12:51,421 --> 00:12:54,257 No, she's not my type, OK? 114 00:12:54,299 --> 00:12:56,718 You are so particular. 115 00:12:57,219 --> 00:12:58,720 Who the heck are they? 116 00:13:00,222 --> 00:13:02,557 If that fire alarm went off again... 117 00:13:02,641 --> 00:13:05,352 Why would they send a news crew for that? 118 00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,896 Wait a second. 119 00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:16,405 Right here, please. 120 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:26,248 In first class you get a DVD player and may view the film of your choice. 121 00:13:26,415 --> 00:13:29,292 I'd like to touch intimately whoever thought of that. 122 00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:32,796 We would like to begin boarding our first-class passengers. 123 00:13:33,255 --> 00:13:35,590 - That's you. - I know. 124 00:13:35,674 --> 00:13:37,717 Guys. Just take it easy, OK? 125 00:13:37,801 --> 00:13:41,430 Just give me a hug and tell me to have a good time, please? 126 00:13:41,596 --> 00:13:43,181 OK. 127 00:13:46,435 --> 00:13:50,564 Just be careful, OK? 128 00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:54,317 - What do you mean? - I mean that this guy is Tad Hamilton. 129 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:58,822 In his life, he's probably slept with like 15, 20 women. 130 00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:03,743 No way. That's not even physically possible. 131 00:14:03,827 --> 00:14:06,329 Besides, like he's going to be interested in me. 132 00:14:06,496 --> 00:14:11,835 If he claims he doesn't like watching sports, he's trying to sleep with you. 133 00:14:12,294 --> 00:14:13,420 Got it. 134 00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:16,590 If he claims to love animals, he's trying to sleep with you. 135 00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:19,509 - OK. - Guys are guys. Rich or poor. 136 00:14:19,676 --> 00:14:22,596 Famous or grocers. 137 00:14:22,721 --> 00:14:25,682 - Right. - Just do me one favor, OK? 138 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:30,437 - Guard your carnal treasure. - OK. 139 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,565 - Just guard your carnal treasure. - Thanks, Pete. 140 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,734 - Remember everything. - I will. 141 00:14:35,859 --> 00:14:38,403 - Remember how he smells. - I will. 142 00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:41,448 But not just vaguely. I want good, solid similes. 143 00:14:41,531 --> 00:14:46,870 he smells like a forest on the first day of spring. 144 00:14:47,329 --> 00:14:50,624 OK, Cathy. You're going to miss your flight. 145 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:53,418 - I will bring you similes. - Thank you. 146 00:14:54,544 --> 00:14:57,380 I almost forgot. I got you something. 147 00:14:57,547 --> 00:15:00,759 lt's regular flavor. 148 00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:05,263 In case you don't like the prime rib in first class. 149 00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:08,517 Thank you, Pete. 150 00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,563 Right this way. 151 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:20,529 - Just guard your carnal treasure. - I heard you. 152 00:15:55,814 --> 00:15:58,733 - That's me. - Welcome to Los Angeles. 153 00:16:39,524 --> 00:16:41,568 e 154 00:17:04,466 --> 00:17:05,884 Oh! 155 00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:09,679 - Can I have these? - No. 156 00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:11,931 Do you want to think about it? 157 00:17:12,057 --> 00:17:14,017 Gee, what... 158 00:17:15,477 --> 00:17:16,936 Tell me why you're making me have dinner with an Okie. 159 00:17:17,062 --> 00:17:20,565 Because she's wholesome as the amber waves of grain. 160 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:24,152 And she's not an Okie. She's from West Virginia. 161 00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:26,905 So sorry. 162 00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:29,616 You never wear them. Can I just have them? 163 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:34,496 - So what's her name anyway? - Rosalee Futch. 164 00:17:34,579 --> 00:17:36,581 Sounds insanely hot. 165 00:17:36,706 --> 00:17:39,751 lt's very nice to meet you, Tad. 166 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:43,880 lt's so nice to meet you, Tad. 167 00:17:45,507 --> 00:17:47,008 lt's great to meet you. 168 00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:49,427 Please, just follow the rules. 169 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,430 "Smile for the cameras. No brown liquor or cigarettes." 170 00:17:52,806 --> 00:17:54,516 - Fine. - Very good. 171 00:17:54,599 --> 00:17:56,851 What about Jimmy lng? Have we heard anything? 172 00:17:56,935 --> 00:17:58,770 No. Still breathing. 173 00:17:58,895 --> 00:18:01,690 I passed Ashton Kutcher in my car and he seemed happy. 174 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:05,944 He's happy for other reasons. I´m sorry. We have not heard from Jimmy lng. 175 00:18:06,069 --> 00:18:08,780 Hey, guys, how's this in the shoulders? 176 00:18:09,906 --> 00:18:13,576 Seriously. Because I got some yoga stuff. 177 00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:18,832 Your films will stand the test of time. 178 00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:25,922 Your films will stand the test of time. 179 00:18:37,058 --> 00:18:40,019 Hi. I´m Tad. 180 00:18:42,647 --> 00:18:46,651 Your standing films will time and test themselves. 181 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,865 Thank you. You're pretty. 182 00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:56,077 lt's Roseanne, right? I´m sorry, what is it? 183 00:18:58,121 --> 00:19:00,749 Ricky? 184 00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:03,042 - lt's Rosalee. - Rosalee. 185 00:19:03,168 --> 00:19:05,962 Rosalee. Nice to meet you. 186 00:19:07,797 --> 00:19:11,926 - So, you ready? OK, let's... 187 00:19:16,681 --> 00:19:18,641 Yikes-a-bee. 188 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,104 So, how was your flight? 189 00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:25,940 Your films will stand the test of time. 190 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,986 Thank you. 191 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,989 - So, you ready? - For what? 192 00:19:33,114 --> 00:19:35,033 Right this way. 193 00:19:51,883 --> 00:19:53,760 Rosalee Futch. 194 00:20:04,979 --> 00:20:08,900 lt'll take a few minutes for the spots in your eyes to go away, but they will. 195 00:20:09,025 --> 00:20:11,986 - OK. - We're right here. 196 00:20:14,239 --> 00:20:16,574 Is it always like that? 197 00:20:18,243 --> 00:20:22,205 Well, pretty much. 198 00:20:23,164 --> 00:20:25,750 - Shake-a-doo. - Shake a what? 199 00:20:27,085 --> 00:20:29,128 It just means "Wow." 200 00:20:32,674 --> 00:20:34,968 Shake-a-doo. Shake-a-doo, I like that. 201 00:20:35,051 --> 00:20:37,011 So... 202 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,140 - You excited? - Are you kidding? 203 00:20:41,266 --> 00:20:44,894 - This is like a fairy tale. - Yeah, I figured. 204 00:20:49,774 --> 00:20:52,944 - You OK? - Yeah. 205 00:20:53,069 --> 00:20:55,780 I'm just not used to sitting sideways like this. 206 00:20:58,241 --> 00:21:01,619 We don't have sideways seating in West Virginia. 207 00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:04,831 And I think the cigarette smoke is kind of... 208 00:21:04,914 --> 00:21:07,917 You can come sit back here if you like. 209 00:21:09,085 --> 00:21:10,670 I can't really move right now. 210 00:21:11,713 --> 00:21:15,675 Boy, I don't feel well. "ve always been kind of motion sickness-y. 211 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,052 Once, this carnival came to Fraziers Bottom, 212 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,805 and they had that ride where it spins around 213 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:26,811 and you have to stand against the side and the center falls out. 214 00:21:26,936 --> 00:21:29,647 - And l... - Damn it. 215 00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:32,942 - Pardon me. 216 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,903 Ahh! 217 00:21:38,281 --> 00:21:42,201 This is just so far from the way I imagined the evening going. 218 00:21:45,747 --> 00:21:47,832 lt's perfectly all right. Right, Mickey? 219 00:21:47,957 --> 00:21:50,126 - Perfectly all right. - Shall we? 220 00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:53,755 Have a nice dinner. I'll just be out here scrubbing. 221 00:21:53,838 --> 00:21:55,173 Hey, Steve. 222 00:21:55,298 --> 00:21:58,676 - Good to see you, Mr. Hamilton. - Good to see you, Larry. 223 00:21:58,968 --> 00:22:01,888 - Hey, man, how are you? - What's up? 224 00:22:15,109 --> 00:22:16,986 Hey. 225 00:22:17,111 --> 00:22:18,988 This way. 226 00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:26,245 Doesn't it hurt, smiling like that all the time? 227 00:22:28,164 --> 00:22:30,833 You get used to it. 228 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,835 - Should I do it? - Yeah. 229 00:22:32,961 --> 00:22:35,338 You might not be able to hold it long, but go for it. 230 00:22:36,172 --> 00:22:37,757 Sure I will. 231 00:22:43,221 --> 00:22:46,724 See that? It sort of gets you right there. 232 00:22:47,016 --> 00:22:50,019 - That's horrible. - I told you. 233 00:22:51,354 --> 00:22:54,941 - You sure do have a lot of stuff. - Yeah, sorry. 234 00:22:55,066 --> 00:22:57,986 I'm never out of touch with the people who torment me. 235 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:00,196 Who are they? 236 00:23:00,321 --> 00:23:03,908 Agents, managers, people like that. 237 00:23:03,992 --> 00:23:07,245 This man, Jimmy lng, who's making this movie I´m exactly right for 238 00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:10,206 but, for whatever reason, he's taking a breath. 239 00:23:10,373 --> 00:23:13,835 - A what? - He's thinking it over. 240 00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:18,006 lt's just all very competitive, this business, that's all. 241 00:23:18,172 --> 00:23:21,134 Everybody seems to be chasing the same thing. 242 00:23:21,259 --> 00:23:26,222 The same parts in the same movies, the same awards, the same big money. 243 00:23:27,056 --> 00:23:30,810 Well, I´m sure you have too much common sense to get caught up in all that. 244 00:23:33,062 --> 00:23:36,190 I mean, it's just a recipe for an unsatisfying life. 245 00:23:40,069 --> 00:23:43,531 Obviously you have your priorities straight, so... 246 00:23:44,407 --> 00:23:49,037 - So, Rosalee, what do you do? - I work in a Piggly Wiggly. 247 00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,914 - I´m sorry? - A supermarket. 248 00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,916 - I bag and check. - Cool. 249 00:23:54,042 --> 00:23:55,960 Yeah. lt's a real dream come true. 250 00:23:57,420 --> 00:24:00,339 But it's fun. My two best friends work there. 251 00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:08,222 So, what do you do, Tad? 252 00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:11,350 Oops. 253 00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:18,941 What I mean is, what do you do when you're not doing what you do? 254 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,319 Not a lot, you know. 255 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,990 There's not a lot of time left for hobbies, really. 256 00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:30,411 And I don't really like watching sports, so I read. 257 00:24:31,245 --> 00:24:35,124 Play with my dog, my cat, my bird, you know. 258 00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:39,420 l... I love animals, you know? 259 00:24:44,467 --> 00:24:47,887 What do you think they're doing right now? 260 00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:53,059 I bet they're in her hotel room, straining for breath. 261 00:24:53,142 --> 00:24:56,187 His manhood yearning to be free. 262 00:24:56,312 --> 00:25:00,149 Her hands running over the ripples in his abdomen. 263 00:25:00,274 --> 00:25:03,945 Her perfect bosom crying out in ecstasy. 264 00:25:08,324 --> 00:25:10,034 Great. 265 00:25:10,159 --> 00:25:12,120 All righty. 266 00:25:26,342 --> 00:25:29,428 - I had one of those. - A retainer? 267 00:25:29,554 --> 00:25:33,307 Yeah, on the lowers and a night brace for the uppers. 268 00:25:33,432 --> 00:25:35,351 I had really bad teeth as a kid. 269 00:25:35,518 --> 00:25:38,146 Yeah, I´m sure you were a real ugly duckling. 270 00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:43,192 I was like anybody else. A little gawky, unsure who I was. 271 00:25:43,317 --> 00:25:45,444 Combination skin. 272 00:25:46,571 --> 00:25:50,408 - Well, you came together nicely. - Thank you. 273 00:25:52,076 --> 00:25:54,036 So did you. 274 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,002 - Bon appetit! - Umm-hmm! 275 00:26:19,228 --> 00:26:21,147 Thanks, Mickey. 276 00:26:26,402 --> 00:26:29,322 Oh, wow. This is beautiful. 277 00:26:30,364 --> 00:26:33,534 These people sure leave a lot of lights on. 278 00:26:34,035 --> 00:26:35,953 lt's beautiful. 279 00:26:37,246 --> 00:26:39,207 It is. 280 00:26:41,417 --> 00:26:45,338 And you, if I may say so, are also very beautiful. 281 00:26:49,592 --> 00:26:52,553 How would you like to come back to my house for a little bit? 282 00:27:03,439 --> 00:27:06,150 Sure. For a little bit. 283 00:27:32,426 --> 00:27:37,098 - Shake-a-doo? - No, shake-a-doo. 284 00:27:37,265 --> 00:27:39,183 Good. 285 00:27:44,397 --> 00:27:47,108 Miss Ramirez. 286 00:27:47,191 --> 00:27:49,568 Sonja. 287 00:27:49,694 --> 00:27:51,320 Anybody in the casa? 288 00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:59,745 I think we're all alone. 289 00:28:00,371 --> 00:28:01,330 Oh! 290 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:09,046 Do you want to come in a little further? 291 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:15,636 Um, you know what, Tad, thank you, but I think I should get back to the hotel. 292 00:28:16,137 --> 00:28:17,263 Wow. 293 00:28:18,472 --> 00:28:19,640 OK. 294 00:28:21,142 --> 00:28:24,061 I don't want the concierge to worry, you know. 295 00:28:25,229 --> 00:28:30,526 Good for you. Good for you. I'll take you home. 296 00:28:30,693 --> 00:28:33,237 You don't have to do that. You're already here. 297 00:28:33,362 --> 00:28:35,489 No, it would be my pleasure. 298 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:39,535 OK, thanks. That's really nice. 299 00:28:42,496 --> 00:28:45,207 Rosalee, it's been wonderful to meet you. 300 00:28:45,374 --> 00:28:48,252 I wish you only good things in life. 301 00:28:49,378 --> 00:28:51,589 And to me, wonderfulness, too. 302 00:28:51,714 --> 00:28:55,634 And to you, only the self same good wishes. 303 00:28:58,137 --> 00:29:00,181 - You know what I´m saying? - Yeah, of course. 304 00:29:00,264 --> 00:29:03,517 - Thanks for the best night of my life. - No, thank you. 305 00:29:07,772 --> 00:29:10,358 May I give you a kiss goodbye? 306 00:29:11,734 --> 00:29:14,403 I think you might maybe may. 307 00:29:30,753 --> 00:29:33,381 - Good evening. - Thank you. 308 00:29:36,342 --> 00:29:38,594 Good night, Rosalee. 309 00:29:42,473 --> 00:29:44,433 Sweet dreams. 310 00:30:01,826 --> 00:30:04,453 God! 311 00:30:18,592 --> 00:30:23,180 The limo door swung open. 312 00:30:23,472 --> 00:30:26,267 My foot hit the ground 313 00:30:26,350 --> 00:30:29,520 and I turned to take one last look at Tad. 314 00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:33,315 At those eyes, at that smile. 315 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:36,694 And then, regretfully, I headed back for the hotel. 316 00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:41,657 - Please tell me we're done now. - We're done. 317 00:30:41,824 --> 00:30:46,620 Wow. I cannot remember a time before you started telling that story. 318 00:30:46,745 --> 00:30:50,458 Peter, I was asked to provide a detailed description of the evening. 319 00:30:50,624 --> 00:30:53,544 And you did. Actually, Rosie, you did a great job. 320 00:30:53,669 --> 00:30:55,796 I felt like I was there. 321 00:30:56,297 --> 00:30:58,257 Sort of against my will, but I did. 322 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,509 OK, guys, with your permission, 323 00:31:00,634 --> 00:31:04,722 I think we should all now return to our normal lives. 324 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,393 OK. 325 00:31:09,518 --> 00:31:11,645 Actually... 326 00:31:12,813 --> 00:31:17,818 Rosie, I kind of had something that I wanted to ask you. 327 00:31:23,824 --> 00:31:26,660 Rosie. 328 00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:30,706 Whatever. 329 00:31:31,707 --> 00:31:35,794 lt's something that I think you're going to like. 330 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,547 I hope you're going to like. 331 00:31:38,714 --> 00:31:43,511 Something I really hope you're going to like. 332 00:31:43,802 --> 00:31:46,847 lt's been a long time coming, so it might be kind of a surprise. 333 00:31:47,348 --> 00:31:49,808 Or not, or maybe not. I don't know. 334 00:31:49,892 --> 00:31:52,269 I'm like... 335 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:57,983 Look, OK, what I´m trying to say is that 336 00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:01,445 l... 337 00:32:02,696 --> 00:32:04,573 Hey. 338 00:32:11,705 --> 00:32:14,542 Let me ask you, what would be the absolute worst thing 339 00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:17,545 that could happen to me right now? 340 00:32:30,474 --> 00:32:32,726 - Hi. - Hi. 341 00:32:34,937 --> 00:32:38,315 I'm Tad. 342 00:32:38,607 --> 00:32:40,484 This is my Cathy friend. 343 00:32:43,988 --> 00:32:46,574 - And my Pete friend. - I´m Tad. 344 00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:49,368 lt's quite pleased and pleasant to... 345 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:52,913 I've heard a lot about you both. 346 00:32:52,997 --> 00:32:55,457 - Have you? - Yeah. 347 00:32:57,626 --> 00:33:01,422 - So what are you doing here? - I came to see you. 348 00:33:01,505 --> 00:33:04,508 - No way. You're just... That's just... - Yeah. No. Yeah. 349 00:33:04,633 --> 00:33:06,927 - You can't... Here? - lt's true. 350 00:33:07,011 --> 00:33:11,765 You mean your normal business itinerary does not include Fraziers Bottom? 351 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,642 No. 352 00:33:14,643 --> 00:33:16,895 OK, Cathy. 353 00:33:16,979 --> 00:33:19,857 - Am I too late to take you to lunch? - No. 354 00:33:20,816 --> 00:33:23,944 - Great. Shall we? - Yeah. 355 00:33:24,778 --> 00:33:26,655 - If that's OK, Pete. - Well, actually... 356 00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:28,907 - If that's OK. - lt's OK. 357 00:33:28,991 --> 00:33:31,910 If you're going back to the airport I'll ride with you. 358 00:33:31,994 --> 00:33:34,955 By the route 73 cloverleaf, I'll have given myself to you 359 00:33:35,456 --> 00:33:37,791 in ways you have only read about in the drugstore. 360 00:33:40,794 --> 00:33:43,797 - It was great to meet you. - You, too. 361 00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:49,637 Was there something that you wanted to tell me? 362 00:33:50,804 --> 00:33:52,681 It was nothing. 363 00:33:52,848 --> 00:33:54,767 OK. 364 00:34:09,907 --> 00:34:11,867 - Wow. Nice car. - Thanks. 365 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:15,871 I asked the manager for a rental convertible and he gave me his wife's car. 366 00:34:17,498 --> 00:34:18,624 Really? 367 00:34:18,707 --> 00:34:21,877 And that was the last time we ever saw her. 368 00:34:23,921 --> 00:34:26,882 Cathy, he's not her type. 369 00:34:27,007 --> 00:34:32,513 No. Rich, famous, handsome, ass like cement. 370 00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,932 You are absolutely right. 371 00:34:39,728 --> 00:34:43,899 - Move these cheeseburgers. - Here you go, sweetpea. 372 00:34:45,025 --> 00:34:46,944 Oh, my gosh. 373 00:34:47,069 --> 00:34:49,571 - Here you go, Rosie. - Thanks. 374 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:51,573 Thank you. 375 00:34:58,872 --> 00:35:00,749 - Thank you. - Thank you. 376 00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:04,920 I still can't believe you're here. 377 00:35:05,087 --> 00:35:07,005 It was something I had to do. 378 00:35:07,131 --> 00:35:11,635 Sure. Fly clear across the country to have lunch at the Fraziers Bottom Diner. 379 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,638 I couldn't let that night be the last time I saw you. 380 00:35:14,722 --> 00:35:16,890 Can I just stop you and remind you of one thing? 381 00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:19,727 - What's that? - I´m nobody. 382 00:35:19,852 --> 00:35:23,230 Rosalee, nobody is nobody. 383 00:35:23,772 --> 00:35:26,692 - Fine. - I´m following my gut. 384 00:35:28,152 --> 00:35:32,114 Sometimes you have to do that, even if what you're doing seems crazy. 385 00:35:32,906 --> 00:35:37,995 Because in the gap between what prudence says we should do 386 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:45,043 and what our heart tells us we must do, well, Rosie, therein lies our humanity. 387 00:35:47,921 --> 00:35:50,549 That's from The Road to El Dorado. 388 00:35:52,968 --> 00:35:56,889 You really are a big fan, aren't you? 389 00:35:56,972 --> 00:36:00,517 Is that how you get women? You steal lines from your own movies? 390 00:36:00,809 --> 00:36:02,770 Not anymore. Wow. 391 00:36:02,895 --> 00:36:05,814 I hope not. That would shoot a hole in your credibility. 392 00:36:05,939 --> 00:36:11,737 Rosie, the truth is that when we went on our date 393 00:36:11,820 --> 00:36:14,072 you said something that resonated with me. 394 00:36:14,156 --> 00:36:17,826 You said you were sure I had my priorities straight. 395 00:36:17,993 --> 00:36:23,791 But here's the thing. I don't. I really don't. 396 00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:27,711 My entire life has been about becoming successful, famous, 397 00:36:27,795 --> 00:36:30,798 becoming this thing that I am. 398 00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:33,592 And you were right, it really is unsatisfying. 399 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:38,013 I need a positive influence, somebody with solid and substantial qualities, 400 00:36:38,180 --> 00:36:40,140 somebody who seems to understand life 401 00:36:40,641 --> 00:36:42,976 and how to live it in a good and happy way, like you. 402 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:45,687 I just want to be around you. 403 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:48,148 I want some of that goodness to rub off on me. 404 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:54,071 Do you mean goodness in a romantic way? 405 00:36:54,196 --> 00:36:57,658 No, a platonic goodness. And I mean that very seriously. 406 00:36:57,741 --> 00:37:00,118 No funny business here. 407 00:37:01,036 --> 00:37:06,750 - Did I say something wrong? - No. No, no, no. No. 408 00:37:07,876 --> 00:37:11,171 So, are you going to be in Fraziers Bottom for a while, then? 409 00:37:12,005 --> 00:37:16,885 I think I have to. If I´m going to reset my priorities, l got to get out of LA. 410 00:37:17,010 --> 00:37:18,887 I got to get out of that fishbowl. 411 00:37:26,770 --> 00:37:28,730 So, what do you say? 412 00:37:31,275 --> 00:37:33,861 I say, yikes-a-bee. 413 00:37:35,237 --> 00:37:37,239 What does that mean? 414 00:37:38,031 --> 00:37:40,784 lt's just something my dad and I say when life surprises you 415 00:37:40,868 --> 00:37:42,744 and there's nowhere to go but forward. 416 00:37:44,913 --> 00:37:47,791 - Is that like "yes"? - Yes. 417 00:37:47,916 --> 00:37:49,042 Yes. 418 00:37:55,299 --> 00:37:57,259 Thanks for lunch. 419 00:37:59,928 --> 00:38:02,055 - I'll see you at seven, then. - See you at seven. 420 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:04,224 - OK. - OK. 421 00:38:25,954 --> 00:38:28,749 Stop. Seriously. 422 00:38:28,832 --> 00:38:31,251 You go, girl. You get your man. 423 00:38:58,278 --> 00:39:00,781 lt's room eight. 424 00:39:00,864 --> 00:39:02,950 Just go down to the door marked eight. 425 00:39:03,116 --> 00:39:05,160 - All right. - lt's just past seven. 426 00:39:05,285 --> 00:39:09,039 If you hit nine, you've gone too far. 427 00:39:09,289 --> 00:39:11,083 - Got you. No phone calls, please. - All right. 428 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:14,044 - Thank you. - Have a great night. 429 00:39:14,169 --> 00:39:16,296 - You, too. - I'll see you tomorrow. 430 00:39:16,797 --> 00:39:19,925 - Very good. 00. 431 00:39:20,008 --> 00:39:21,969 OK. 432 00:40:07,389 --> 00:40:12,310 He wants your goodness to rub off on him. 433 00:40:12,853 --> 00:40:15,939 - I know, right? - I see. 434 00:40:16,064 --> 00:40:20,110 And you actually believe this? 435 00:40:20,235 --> 00:40:22,320 - Why wouldn't l? - Wow, Rosie. 436 00:40:22,446 --> 00:40:26,908 There's innocent, there's childlike, and then there's just asking for it. 437 00:40:26,950 --> 00:40:29,036 He wants your goodness to rub off on him? 438 00:40:29,161 --> 00:40:32,039 He wants your ass to rub off on him is more like it. 439 00:40:32,122 --> 00:40:34,124 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. Whatever. 440 00:40:34,249 --> 00:40:38,045 - You can't go out with him tonight. - What do you mean I can't? 441 00:40:38,211 --> 00:40:42,215 I mean that I need you to stay for the late shift. 442 00:40:42,382 --> 00:40:45,302 Janine's sick. Yeah, she's got a cough. 443 00:40:45,427 --> 00:40:50,807 - She does not. - No, not yet, but she will. 444 00:40:51,141 --> 00:40:53,810 She's definitely coming down with something. 445 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:55,062 No, she's not. 446 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,149 Janine, cough for me. Cough for me. 447 00:41:00,317 --> 00:41:02,903 - See? God, it's all in your lungs. - What is? 448 00:41:03,070 --> 00:41:04,988 - Nothing. You're fine. - No, you're not. 449 00:41:05,113 --> 00:41:07,324 Do not tell my employees when they are fine. 450 00:41:07,449 --> 00:41:09,409 She's fine. 451 00:41:09,910 --> 00:41:12,370 Even if she weren't, you'd have to find somebody else 452 00:41:12,496 --> 00:41:15,165 because I am going out with Tad Hamilton. 453 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:23,006 - Stop that. - I did feel something in my lungs. 454 00:41:23,131 --> 00:41:27,344 You're not getting off tonight, Janine. Bob, not now. 455 00:41:30,097 --> 00:41:33,016 - Everywhere Inn. - Yeah. 456 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:36,269 Do you guys have any other rooms? Or how about suites? 457 00:41:36,436 --> 00:41:40,190 Well, yeah, we got sweets. We got some lollies here by the register 458 00:41:40,398 --> 00:41:43,443 if you want to come on by and get yourself a lolly. 459 00:41:44,528 --> 00:41:47,989 No, I mean maybe something a little bigger or newer? 460 00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:51,159 - Bigger and newer? - Yes, I understand what you mean. 461 00:41:51,326 --> 00:41:54,371 And no, we don't have suites like that. 462 00:41:54,496 --> 00:41:57,958 OK, I guess that's cool. That's cool, I guess. 463 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:01,128 - Can you hold on a second? - Yes, sir. 464 00:42:04,339 --> 00:42:07,425 - Hello. - Hi, big guy. Where are you? 465 00:42:07,551 --> 00:42:10,345 I'm at a motel in Fraziers Bottom, West Virginia. 466 00:42:10,470 --> 00:42:14,015 OK. Words I never heard anyone utter. 467 00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,143 - She's special, Richard. - Who? 468 00:42:16,309 --> 00:42:20,063 - The girl from the charity thing. - The Win-A-Date girl? 469 00:42:20,188 --> 00:42:24,234 You flew to a place actually called Fraziers Bottom, West Virginia, 470 00:42:24,359 --> 00:42:27,487 and are staying in a motel in order to nail the Win-A-Date girl? 471 00:42:28,947 --> 00:42:29,322 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 472 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:32,492 I don't want to nail her. Please don't put it in those terms. 473 00:42:33,193 --> 00:42:35,362 Oh, forgive me, Lord Byron. 474 00:42:35,487 --> 00:42:38,156 I want to be around her, you know? 475 00:42:38,698 --> 00:42:41,284 She has a goodness. There's a lot that I can learn from her. 476 00:42:41,368 --> 00:42:43,370 I'm trying to feed my soul, OK? 477 00:42:43,536 --> 00:42:47,248 - I´m trying to find a way to be happy. - You want to be happy now? 478 00:42:47,415 --> 00:42:49,376 - This is big for me, Richard. - Oh, God. 479 00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:52,504 - This is a turning point for me. - You think that today. 480 00:42:52,629 --> 00:42:56,466 But by the end of the week, when you've nailed her, 481 00:42:56,591 --> 00:42:59,552 you're going to feel differently. 482 00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:02,222 And what do you suppose happens then? 483 00:43:02,305 --> 00:43:05,517 - I don't... - I will tell you what happens then. 484 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:10,271 You pulverize her heart, and then the press finds out 485 00:43:10,438 --> 00:43:14,317 and all the good that was done by the promotion gets washed away. 486 00:43:14,442 --> 00:43:17,237 And Jimmy lng continues breathing. 487 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,573 People like you can't have relationships with girls from Montana. 488 00:43:20,740 --> 00:43:22,534 - West Virginia. - Whatever. 489 00:43:22,617 --> 00:43:24,536 - Why not? - You're too different. 490 00:43:24,619 --> 00:43:26,579 Your values are different. 491 00:43:26,663 --> 00:43:30,750 - For example, she has them. - No, this can work. 492 00:43:31,251 --> 00:43:33,628 It can't and when it ends, it's very bad for business. 493 00:43:33,795 --> 00:43:36,506 There are more important things than business. 494 00:43:38,508 --> 00:43:41,428 I don't even know who I´m talking to now. Hello? Is this Tad? 495 00:43:41,553 --> 00:43:43,763 - What have you done with Tad? - I got to go, OK? 496 00:43:44,264 --> 00:43:49,394 No, you do not got to go. You're going through some kind of a phase. 497 00:43:49,519 --> 00:43:53,523 An extreme version of your normal in-between-jobs insanity. 498 00:43:53,648 --> 00:43:56,776 And it has a hold of you. You need to come back to LA, 499 00:43:57,277 --> 00:43:59,654 have a Bushmills and a Percocet, go out with an actress 500 00:43:59,779 --> 00:44:03,533 looking to advance her career and end this self-destructive behavior. 501 00:44:03,658 --> 00:44:07,454 - I'll talk to you soon. - No, Tad. Bad Tad. 502 00:44:07,579 --> 00:44:10,206 - Bye, Richard. - Don't hang up on me. 503 00:44:14,294 --> 00:44:15,753 Owww! 504 00:44:17,672 --> 00:44:20,633 - Hello? - Yes, Mr. Hamilton. I am here, sir. 505 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:23,428 You wouldn't happen to have a masseuse on staff? 506 00:44:23,511 --> 00:44:27,474 No, but I am a very fast learner, 507 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,311 and I could, you know... Hello? 508 00:44:43,781 --> 00:44:48,244 It always comes around 509 00:45:34,749 --> 00:45:36,709 Coming. 510 00:45:41,214 --> 00:45:42,549 You must be Tad. 511 00:45:42,632 --> 00:45:45,343 Must be. You are Tad. I know what you look like. 512 00:45:45,426 --> 00:45:48,304 - Nice to meet you, Mr. Futch. - Henry, for God's sake. 513 00:45:48,388 --> 00:45:50,431 - Please, come in. - Thank you. 514 00:45:50,598 --> 00:45:55,228 - Rosie'll be down in a minute. - OK, great. 515 00:45:55,770 --> 00:45:57,689 May I offer you a chocolate martini? 516 00:45:59,691 --> 00:46:03,278 - Wow, look at that. - I hear they're very big out your way. 517 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:05,405 Yeah? Yeah, I guess they are. 518 00:46:06,698 --> 00:46:08,783 I'm driving, so... 519 00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:11,369 Attaboy. 520 00:46:13,663 --> 00:46:15,623 Have a seat. 521 00:46:23,464 --> 00:46:26,801 So, it looks like Emperor's New Clothes 522 00:46:27,302 --> 00:46:29,512 will top $100 mill in domestic BO. 523 00:46:31,848 --> 00:46:32,807 Yeah. 524 00:46:33,308 --> 00:46:36,769 And Quantum Studios, I think they're looking to vertically integrate, 525 00:46:36,853 --> 00:46:39,564 either by buying a web or a weblet. 526 00:46:40,523 --> 00:46:42,692 Could be. 527 00:46:42,817 --> 00:46:44,777 Yes. Yeah. 528 00:46:52,368 --> 00:46:54,621 - Hey. - Hi. 529 00:46:54,704 --> 00:46:58,666 - I see you've met Dad. - Yeah. We've been talking shop. 530 00:46:58,833 --> 00:47:00,752 So what do you want to do tonight? 531 00:47:00,835 --> 00:47:04,589 - Do you guys have a movie theater? - The Warner. 532 00:47:04,672 --> 00:47:08,259 lt's part of the Loews family of theaters. 533 00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:11,596 - Have you seen King Arthur of Britain? - "ve been wanting to. 534 00:47:11,679 --> 00:47:13,681 You two enjoy yourselves. 535 00:47:13,765 --> 00:47:16,809 Have her back by dawn. And no cocaine. 536 00:47:17,352 --> 00:47:18,603 No, sir. 537 00:47:23,858 --> 00:47:26,444 - How was l? - You were great, Daddy. 538 00:47:29,530 --> 00:47:31,449 - Good night. - Bye-bye. 539 00:47:32,533 --> 00:47:35,662 - I´m telling you, that's him. - Oh, yeah. 540 00:47:35,745 --> 00:47:38,414 - Mom, I swear it's him. - You think so? 541 00:47:38,498 --> 00:47:40,416 Yes, it's Tad Hamilton. 542 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,377 You look so sad there. 543 00:47:44,587 --> 00:47:47,548 Give me a break. I'd just lost my wife and my goat. 544 00:47:49,884 --> 00:47:53,471 Next week, on a very special Paramedic Rescue... 545 00:48:03,564 --> 00:48:05,566 And what were your respective ages? 546 00:48:05,733 --> 00:48:11,489 - I was 12 and she was 30. - Did your mother know? 547 00:48:11,572 --> 00:48:12,782 Yeah. 548 00:48:15,368 --> 00:48:16,452 Hasta el proximo miercoles. 549 00:48:16,536 --> 00:48:19,330 Ahora disponsible en viernes in super mercado. 550 00:48:21,624 --> 00:48:27,505 So, what do people do at this point in the evening in Fraziers Bottom? 551 00:48:27,588 --> 00:48:29,924 - Well, they go to the diner. - We could do that. 552 00:48:30,425 --> 00:48:33,720 We haven't eaten anything in almost, what, 15 minutes. 553 00:48:33,845 --> 00:48:37,890 - Or they go home. - It is a school night. 554 00:48:38,433 --> 00:48:42,770 Of course, if it were a date, we might go to the Watergap Overlook. 555 00:48:43,938 --> 00:48:46,899 And what do people do there? 556 00:48:47,775 --> 00:48:49,819 They park. 557 00:48:50,945 --> 00:48:53,489 And then? 558 00:48:53,614 --> 00:48:57,452 And then they marvel at what a feat of engineering the gap is. 559 00:48:57,535 --> 00:48:59,954 But this isn't a date. We can't do that. 560 00:49:00,455 --> 00:49:01,622 - No. - No. 561 00:49:01,789 --> 00:49:04,459 I don't want to do anything to harm the friendship. 562 00:49:04,625 --> 00:49:05,793 Me neither. 563 00:49:08,504 --> 00:49:10,757 Over two trillion tons of water 564 00:49:11,966 --> 00:49:14,969 pass through the gap every hour. 565 00:49:17,972 --> 00:49:20,850 That's enough water to float a battleship. 566 00:49:22,477 --> 00:49:24,520 Or put out every fire in West Virginia. 567 00:49:24,604 --> 00:49:25,980 - No kidding. - Uh-oh. 568 00:49:27,732 --> 00:49:29,984 Excuse me. 569 00:49:37,992 --> 00:49:39,869 Huh. 570 00:49:50,838 --> 00:49:54,008 - Hello. - Hi, Mr. Futch. lt's Pete. 571 00:49:55,092 --> 00:49:56,803 Hiya, Pete. Rosie's not here. 572 00:49:56,969 --> 00:49:59,889 She's out with Tad Hamilton. 573 00:50:00,014 --> 00:50:02,934 Really? I hadn't... OK, cool. Good for her, then. 574 00:50:03,017 --> 00:50:05,520 He seems like a very nice guy. 575 00:50:05,686 --> 00:50:10,024 He does. A lovely, lovely guy. 576 00:50:10,525 --> 00:50:12,610 So, like, where did they go? 577 00:50:12,693 --> 00:50:15,571 - The movies. - The movies. OK. 578 00:50:15,696 --> 00:50:20,034 It looks like the seven o'clock would get out at 8.45, 8.50... 579 00:50:21,869 --> 00:50:27,667 or so someone happened to just mention to me in passing. 580 00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:30,711 So I guess that would put them out and about 581 00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:35,550 and onto their next activity. 582 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:39,554 I guess it would, Pete. I'll leave Rosie a note that you called. 583 00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:41,889 Yeah, I just had a little inventory question. 584 00:50:42,056 --> 00:50:46,060 A little dairy-case query. 585 00:50:47,144 --> 00:50:48,855 But we can clear that up tomorrow. 586 00:50:48,980 --> 00:50:50,982 OK, Pete. Goodbye. 587 00:50:52,817 --> 00:50:54,694 All right. 588 00:50:57,738 --> 00:50:59,740 Rosie... 589 00:51:06,914 --> 00:51:10,835 Could I see your driver's license and regis... 590 00:51:10,918 --> 00:51:14,630 - Yikes-a-bee. - Hello, Officer. 591 00:51:14,714 --> 00:51:17,675 - Rosalee? - Hi, Tom. 592 00:51:17,758 --> 00:51:20,636 Hi. Wow. 593 00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:24,098 - Oh, boy. - OK, then. 594 00:51:24,599 --> 00:51:26,601 We heard you were in town, Mr. Hamilton. 595 00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:29,687 - Did you? - Pretty fond of our Rosalee there, huh? 596 00:51:29,770 --> 00:51:32,023 Yes. Yes, I am, Officer. 597 00:51:32,106 --> 00:51:35,693 - Tom? - Right, right, listen. 598 00:51:35,776 --> 00:51:38,696 We got a call saying that there was someone parked here 599 00:51:38,779 --> 00:51:42,909 and you know it's illegal after sunset, so... 600 00:51:42,992 --> 00:51:45,077 - You got a call at this hour? - Yeah. 601 00:51:45,620 --> 00:51:46,871 From who, a raccoon? 602 00:51:54,211 --> 00:51:55,922 Never mind. 603 00:51:56,005 --> 00:51:59,759 I am going to kill Pete, bring him back to life and then kill him again. 604 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:01,928 Calm down. Calm down. 605 00:52:02,094 --> 00:52:05,973 - Why aren't you upset? - Because it doesn't matter. 606 00:52:06,974 --> 00:52:08,935 OK? 607 00:52:11,604 --> 00:52:16,067 What happened here tonight was a force of nature. 608 00:52:18,694 --> 00:52:25,076 Two people set out to be friends, but nature would have none of it. 609 00:52:25,159 --> 00:52:27,912 Nature wanted them to be more. 610 00:52:28,996 --> 00:52:31,791 And nature is going to want that tomorrow. 611 00:52:54,021 --> 00:52:55,982 What did I tell you? 612 00:52:56,148 --> 00:53:01,112 What did I tell you about your carnal treasure? 613 00:53:01,195 --> 00:53:03,197 - You said to guard it. - I said, guard it. 614 00:53:04,281 --> 00:53:07,118 And what did you do? You practically chucked it at him. 615 00:53:07,201 --> 00:53:10,913 You're acting like it was a sleazy night. It wasn't. It was classy. 616 00:53:11,038 --> 00:53:14,875 lt's not like he took you to the movies and then felt you up in his car. 617 00:53:15,001 --> 00:53:17,753 The evening evolved, Pete. 618 00:53:17,878 --> 00:53:20,006 My God, did he actually say that? 619 00:53:20,131 --> 00:53:22,717 It started as two friends going to the movies... 620 00:53:22,883 --> 00:53:25,219 - And it evolved into dry humping. - He fought it. 621 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:29,056 He didn't want to do anything that might wreck the friendship. 622 00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:35,771 Wow. Did he actually... I can't believe he used that line. 623 00:53:35,855 --> 00:53:39,150 - And I can't believe you bought it. - lt's not a line. 624 00:53:39,275 --> 00:53:43,195 OK, fellas, a show of hands. Who here has used some form 625 00:53:43,279 --> 00:53:46,824 of the "don't want to harm the friendship" line? 626 00:53:51,078 --> 00:53:54,874 - Father Newell? - Well, prior to my enfrockment. 627 00:53:56,208 --> 00:53:59,962 Rosie, what are Tad's pectorals like to the touch? 628 00:54:00,087 --> 00:54:02,006 Are they warm yet firm like... 629 00:54:02,089 --> 00:54:05,217 - Cath, that's really not helping now. - Sorry, got caught up. 630 00:54:05,342 --> 00:54:07,887 Thanks. Listen, Rosie, just... 631 00:54:11,223 --> 00:54:13,225 Listen to me, bottom line. 632 00:54:13,350 --> 00:54:17,271 Tad Hamilton is an actor, OK? 633 00:54:19,315 --> 00:54:22,777 How do you know that he's not acting with you? 634 00:54:24,278 --> 00:54:27,031 - He's not acting. - No. 635 00:54:27,114 --> 00:54:29,825 He is. He's playing a role. 636 00:54:29,909 --> 00:54:33,120 The role of Hollywood bad boy trying to find virtue. 637 00:54:34,914 --> 00:54:37,166 OK, after you guys have... 638 00:54:39,376 --> 00:54:42,296 After you guys have been together a couple of times 639 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:47,051 he's out of here, OK? 640 00:54:48,052 --> 00:54:51,263 You will never see him again. 641 00:54:53,099 --> 00:54:55,976 Hey, Rosie, guess what? I bought a house. 642 00:54:56,102 --> 00:55:00,231 I bought a house. Can you believe it? Can you believe it? 643 00:55:00,314 --> 00:55:04,860 lt's actually a farm with a house and a silo for my wheat. 644 00:55:04,985 --> 00:55:08,239 - Really? You bought a house. - I bought a house. 645 00:55:08,322 --> 00:55:11,117 We're putting down roots, baby. 646 00:55:12,159 --> 00:55:14,245 - What do you think of that? - lt's good. 647 00:55:14,328 --> 00:55:16,330 Come see it. Maybe after work? 648 00:55:16,831 --> 00:55:18,833 - I'd love to. - Yeah, I'd love to. 649 00:55:23,003 --> 00:55:24,922 Great. 650 00:55:46,277 --> 00:55:49,196 He's going to stay in the motel while he fixes up the farm. 651 00:55:49,363 --> 00:55:53,117 - He's a farmer all of a sudden? - I think he'll be a good farmer. 652 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,202 He's from Malibu, California. 653 00:55:55,369 --> 00:55:58,122 The only thing they grow there are breasts. 654 00:55:58,205 --> 00:56:00,166 Could you smile a little bit? 655 00:56:00,249 --> 00:56:02,960 - This means nothing. - You are unbelievable. 656 00:56:03,043 --> 00:56:07,173 What? Rosie, people like this buy houses all the time. 657 00:56:07,256 --> 00:56:09,884 - lt's called a tax shelter. - Peter. 658 00:56:09,967 --> 00:56:12,970 I can guarantee you that by the end of today 659 00:56:13,053 --> 00:56:15,973 Tad's farm and his house 660 00:56:17,474 --> 00:56:20,311 and his fricking wheat will be right back on the market. 661 00:56:20,394 --> 00:56:23,022 Why? What are you going to do? 662 00:56:23,147 --> 00:56:27,276 Nothing. You know, just be a good neighbor. 663 00:56:33,407 --> 00:56:34,909 Howdy. 664 00:56:34,992 --> 00:56:38,412 - Tad, this place is unbelievable. - Thanks, little lady. 665 00:56:41,415 --> 00:56:45,252 This barn sits on what they call "the south 40." 666 00:56:45,419 --> 00:56:50,007 Yeah. I´m not sure exactly how many acres that is, but 667 00:56:50,090 --> 00:56:51,425 I'm going to guess that's a lot. 668 00:56:53,093 --> 00:56:56,138 I'm going to guess 40. 669 00:56:56,263 --> 00:56:59,183 Oh, yeah. Could be. 670 00:56:59,266 --> 00:57:02,436 Tad, being a new farm owner and all, 671 00:57:03,437 --> 00:57:06,941 I know you'll probably get some people to run this place for you, but... 672 00:57:07,024 --> 00:57:10,110 hell, I'd be happy to show you a couple of everyday farm chores. 673 00:57:10,277 --> 00:57:13,364 Really? Pete, that would be great. Thank you. 674 00:57:13,447 --> 00:57:16,450 Tad, that's not a problem. 675 00:57:18,285 --> 00:57:22,206 What you're going to do here is grab on to one of the... 676 00:57:24,124 --> 00:57:26,043 essentially one of the nipples, 677 00:57:26,126 --> 00:57:29,255 and just pull it firmly but gently towards the pail. 678 00:57:29,338 --> 00:57:32,258 You're going to freak out a... 679 00:57:33,133 --> 00:57:38,097 Mmm, look at all that creamy milk. That a girl, Arleen. That a girl. 680 00:57:38,264 --> 00:57:42,184 - You are making old Tad thirsty. - Where'd you learn to do that? 681 00:57:42,309 --> 00:57:45,396 Pete, you remember my remake of The Grapes of Wrath? 682 00:57:52,486 --> 00:57:55,364 OK, so, the trick is to take a full swing 683 00:57:55,489 --> 00:57:59,034 so as to split the log in one swift... 684 00:58:01,495 --> 00:58:04,415 stroke. 685 00:58:04,540 --> 00:58:06,917 OK. 686 00:58:07,251 --> 00:58:10,421 Yeah. Let's do this. 687 00:58:11,171 --> 00:58:14,383 So, you work out? 688 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,868 - No. - Yeah, me neither. 689 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:18,912 I know, it's like... Me neither. 690 00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:24,501 OK. lt's just basically one swift stroke. 691 00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:30,841 OK. And sometimes, basically, you get a bad piece of wood. Basically. 692 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:34,428 And sometimes you don't. 693 00:58:34,511 --> 00:58:37,723 That's good. Beginner's luck. First time's the charm. 694 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:44,730 And the luck continues. That's great for you, man. 695 00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:48,567 Did you ever see a movie I did called A Man Named Jackson? 696 00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:51,695 If it came out, Tad, 697 00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:54,781 then I saw it. 698 00:58:55,615 --> 00:58:58,744 I think the ax is actually broken. 699 00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:00,787 You got it. Good. 700 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:12,549 Get someone else to cry, because I don't cry. 701 00:59:13,633 --> 00:59:14,760 I don't do that. 702 00:59:20,515 --> 00:59:23,769 Which is why I try to stay away from melodramas. 703 00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,939 Oh, my God. I finally did it. 704 00:59:28,482 --> 00:59:30,817 People, are you watching this? Rosie. 705 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:17,864 - Pete. - Hey, Tad. 706 01:00:18,031 --> 01:00:20,617 - Hey. - Can I talk to you for a sec? 707 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:23,620 Yeah, sure. 708 01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:28,875 - Forgive the intrusion, but... - No, no. Please, fire away. 709 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:31,711 OK. Here it is. 710 01:00:38,510 --> 01:00:41,012 You win, OK? Fair and square. 711 01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:44,891 - You win. - Thank you. 712 01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:48,645 You did have an advantage or two going in, but... 713 01:00:50,689 --> 01:00:53,775 Excuse me, we're in the middle of something here. 714 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:56,486 Yeah, no problem. 715 01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:02,909 I want Rosie to be happy. 716 01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:06,830 So, I got to ask you a couple of questions. 717 01:01:08,081 --> 01:01:11,668 Do you know how long she keeps her hair in straight or in curly mode? 718 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:13,086 What? 719 01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:16,047 Or why her favorite necklace has a starfish clasp? 720 01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:17,090 No. 721 01:01:17,757 --> 01:01:21,052 Do you even know that she has six different smiles? 722 01:01:21,136 --> 01:01:23,513 - She has six smiles? - Yeah. 723 01:01:23,763 --> 01:01:25,765 One when something flat out makes her laugh. 724 01:01:25,932 --> 01:01:28,059 One when she's laughing out of politeness. 725 01:01:28,143 --> 01:01:30,645 But there's one when she makes plans. 726 01:01:31,771 --> 01:01:32,814 One when she makes fun of herself. 727 01:01:32,939 --> 01:01:37,235 One when she's uncomfortable. And one when... 728 01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,907 One when she's talking about her friends. 729 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:47,537 - I don't know those things yet, Pete. - No, you don't, Tad. 730 01:01:47,787 --> 01:01:49,706 I'm telling you, she is more of... 731 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:55,045 a treasure than you can possibly know. 732 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:58,131 She's not just some wholesome small-town girl, 733 01:01:58,173 --> 01:02:00,800 some good-for-you breath of fresh air. 734 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:04,054 Tad, she is a wonderful person with a huge heart. 735 01:02:04,137 --> 01:02:05,138 Yeah. 736 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:08,975 And the kind of beauty that a guy only sees once, you know? Once. 737 01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:17,859 Listen, Tad, if there is even a chance that you could break her heart, 738 01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:21,863 please, just, for her sake... 739 01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:26,076 walk away, man. 740 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:30,705 I could never break Rosalee's heart. OK? 741 01:02:30,789 --> 01:02:32,916 Good. Because if you do, I swear to God, 742 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:35,961 I will tear you to pieces with my bare hands. 743 01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:39,089 Or vicious rhetoric. 744 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:47,013 You're a good guy, Pete. 745 01:02:47,931 --> 01:02:52,185 But it's apparently not good enough. 746 01:03:05,073 --> 01:03:07,158 - Do you mind if l... - Yeah, no. My bad. 747 01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:09,869 Finish up in here. I´m sorry. 748 01:03:19,254 --> 01:03:21,840 You're a good kisser. 749 01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:26,970 But I guess it doesn't come as a shock to you to hear that. 750 01:03:27,095 --> 01:03:29,889 You're a really good kisser. 751 01:03:30,056 --> 01:03:33,101 - Even compared to Hollywood girls? - Mm-hmm. 752 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:37,731 That's just ridiculous. 753 01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:47,115 Oh, Tad Hamilton. 754 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,242 Your favorite people are here. 755 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:51,036 - You got to be kidding me. - Who is it? 756 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:53,872 - Guess who? - lt's my agent and my manager. 757 01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:56,916 Taddy? Tadala. 758 01:03:57,083 --> 01:04:00,962 - This is a nightmare. - Housekeeping. 759 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:03,798 Let us in. 760 01:04:03,882 --> 01:04:06,718 - Hey, Tad. - I'd like to apologize for... 761 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,762 Open zee zleibenshlocken. 762 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:11,890 Come on. You're not going to be Punk'd. 763 01:04:13,349 --> 01:04:17,270 - Fellas. - Tad Edward Hamilton. 764 01:04:21,066 --> 01:04:23,276 - Howdy, little lady. - Hi. 765 01:04:26,946 --> 01:04:30,867 My manager, Richard Levy and my agent, Richard Levy. 766 01:04:30,992 --> 01:04:32,994 You're both named Richard Levy? 767 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:35,080 Who isn't? 768 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,126 You. 769 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:43,296 - You must be Rosalee. - Yes. 770 01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:45,840 - Did we come at a bad time? - I hope so. 771 01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:47,967 Actually, yes. 772 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:52,097 Well, Tad. Jimmy lng stopped breathing. 773 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:55,308 - What? - You got the part, pal. 774 01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:59,270 Seems he saw something that reminded him that he had to have you. 775 01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:03,942 - It was the body of your work. - I knew it. 776 01:05:04,025 --> 01:05:07,278 Your credits. The reality of you and who you are. 777 01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:09,823 He called me and said, "Who am I kidding? 778 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:11,866 "Tad Hamilton has to play this part." 779 01:05:11,991 --> 01:05:14,160 There's nobody else. 780 01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:19,833 Fellas, I have never felt better than I do at this moment. 781 01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:21,960 Except for that weekend in Cabo. 782 01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:26,005 That is exactly what I am talking about. 783 01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:29,968 Easy, "ve got a bad back. 784 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,929 That's exactly what I´m talking about. 785 01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:38,143 I told you a little good career news would put your head back on straight. 786 01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:44,065 - So then you're leaving? - Yes. 787 01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:46,317 Fittings Monday and rehearsals Tuesday. 788 01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:50,363 You're back on the beam, pally. 789 01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:53,032 Boy, things happen fast. 790 01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:02,959 Oh, my God. 791 01:06:03,042 --> 01:06:06,004 - You're right. - No, it's fine. 792 01:06:06,087 --> 01:06:08,339 - I´m going to turn it down. - What? 793 01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:09,966 - What? - You are? 794 01:06:10,049 --> 01:06:12,093 I came here vowing to change my priorities 795 01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:16,181 and at the first opportunity I´m abandoning that. 796 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:19,809 You're not going to turn down the part. We both know that. 797 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:26,357 - Give us a minute, will you, fellas? - We'll be in the lobby. 798 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:32,030 I wonder if they have a masseuse on staff. 799 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:47,003 - I want you to go with me. - What? 800 01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:51,382 - What? - She absolutely cannot go with him. 801 01:06:51,507 --> 01:06:53,968 I won't take the part unless you come me. 802 01:06:54,052 --> 01:06:56,012 Although we could work something out. 803 01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,973 - Really? - Yes, really. 804 01:06:59,057 --> 01:07:03,061 Rosie, have you been listening to anything "ve been telling you? 805 01:07:04,479 --> 01:07:06,981 I love you. 806 01:07:09,108 --> 01:07:11,402 How many times in your life have you said that? 807 01:07:16,074 --> 01:07:20,036 - Not counting the movies? - Not counting. 808 01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:24,999 I've said it a few times. 809 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,878 But... 810 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:32,340 But I never knew what it meant. 811 01:07:37,428 --> 01:07:39,347 I can't go with you, Tad. 812 01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,226 Because you don't love me. 813 01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:47,272 You maybe want to love me, 814 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:51,025 but I think what you love right now is the idea of me. 815 01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:55,029 You can't love someone for what they stand for or seem to be. 816 01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:57,156 You have to love them for their details, 817 01:07:57,323 --> 01:08:00,034 for the things that are true of them and only them. 818 01:08:00,159 --> 01:08:03,079 - I do love you for your details, Rosie. - You don't. 819 01:08:03,162 --> 01:08:07,083 You couldn't possibly. You don't even know what they are. 820 01:08:16,509 --> 01:08:20,388 - You have six smiles. - What? 821 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:25,226 You have six smiles. Did you know that? 822 01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:29,522 One when something really makes you laugh. 823 01:08:30,189 --> 01:08:34,319 And one when you're just laughing out of politeness. 824 01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:37,322 One when you're making plans 825 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:41,034 and one when you're making fun of yourself. 826 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:44,412 One when you're uncomfortable and one when... 827 01:08:47,165 --> 01:08:50,168 One when you're talking about your friends. 828 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:53,338 - How many is that? - Like 50. 829 01:08:54,589 --> 01:08:58,134 I told you. I told you. 830 01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:03,514 That is so much better than any speech from any of your movies. 831 01:09:04,057 --> 01:09:06,142 I had a better writer. 832 01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:10,563 So... 833 01:09:12,357 --> 01:09:14,233 Will you go? 834 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,537 Yes. 835 01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:32,168 He's going back to Cali, to Cali, to Cali. 836 01:09:35,338 --> 01:09:39,175 - What are you thinking? - Nothing. I´m done thinking. 837 01:09:39,258 --> 01:09:42,095 If I´m making a huge mistake, I don't want to know. 838 01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:44,389 You're not making a mistake. 839 01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,402 You know, as a bartender 840 01:09:57,527 --> 01:10:03,032 you do learn to kind of recognize those customers who need to talk. 841 01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:06,160 Angelica, I´m fine. 842 01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:09,414 But could I have, like, six more of these? 843 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:14,460 No, Pete. You really need to talk. 844 01:10:16,504 --> 01:10:18,423 OK. 845 01:10:19,674 --> 01:10:23,428 I think that our friend Rosie... 846 01:10:24,554 --> 01:10:27,473 might be falling in love with Tad Hamilton. 847 01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:31,310 Yeah, didn't have to be a bartender to see that one coming. 848 01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:35,398 Right, but the problem with that is... 849 01:10:38,234 --> 01:10:40,611 that I´m in love with Rosie. 850 01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:47,577 You know, I always thought that maybe you were. 851 01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,629 So how much do you love her? 852 01:11:00,339 --> 01:11:04,635 Is it love, is it big love or is it great love? 853 01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:07,430 What do you mean? 854 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:09,599 Love you get over in two months. 855 01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:11,684 Big love, two years. 856 01:11:13,561 --> 01:11:14,312 And great love... 857 01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:20,318 - Yeah? - Great love changes your life. 858 01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:30,745 Oh, my God. 859 01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:32,705 lt's great love. 860 01:11:38,461 --> 01:11:40,379 lsn't that great? 861 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,382 You got to win her back. 862 01:11:44,592 --> 01:11:50,681 Angelica, trust me, I have tried everything. 863 01:11:50,806 --> 01:11:53,726 What did she say when you told her that you love her? 864 01:11:57,480 --> 01:12:02,652 Well, actually, maybe not everything, but... 865 01:12:02,735 --> 01:12:05,738 What did she say when you kissed her? 866 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:09,534 OK, maybe it's more like two things I haven't tried. 867 01:12:09,617 --> 01:12:12,453 Well, what have you tried? 868 01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:18,584 I have very unsubtly implied how I feel about her. 869 01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:21,587 - OK, get up. - What? 870 01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:24,257 - Get your ass off the barstool. - Angelica. 871 01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:29,262 Hey, if you feel it and you don't do everything in your power to reach for it 872 01:12:29,428 --> 01:12:31,722 you are basically slapping life in the face. 873 01:12:32,265 --> 01:12:38,771 I hate to break it to you, but I don't stand a chance here, OK? 874 01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:43,317 As my father told me when I said I'd never get that job in a bar: 875 01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:48,281 "Honey, your odds go up when you file an application." 876 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:51,701 Sure, but I´m up against... 877 01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:55,580 Tad Hamilton. 878 01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:00,459 You are Tad Hamilton. 879 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:04,297 - What? - Don't you see? 880 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:07,466 Everybody's Tad Hamilton to somebody, Pete. 881 01:13:07,592 --> 01:13:10,553 Rosalee's Tad Hamilton to you. 882 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:13,764 And you're Tad Hamilton to me. 883 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:19,770 Angelica, thank you. 884 01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:22,356 So start acting like it. 885 01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:24,400 OK. 886 01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:27,612 Yeah, OK. 887 01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:31,616 You are a really good bartender. 888 01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:46,839 - Hi. - Hey. 889 01:13:47,506 --> 01:13:49,300 Come in, come in. 890 01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:55,723 I have something to talk to you about. 891 01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,808 - Me, too. - Really? You go first. 892 01:13:57,892 --> 01:13:59,685 - No, you go first. - No. 893 01:13:59,852 --> 01:14:03,439 - Seriously, you go first. - OK. 894 01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:05,441 Tad got a part in this huge movie 895 01:14:05,524 --> 01:14:08,569 and he asked me to go with him to California for the shoot. 896 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:12,615 We leave tomorrow afternoon. lsn't that great? 897 01:14:13,908 --> 01:14:15,743 I probably should've gone first. 898 01:14:15,868 --> 01:14:19,664 Why? What were you going to say? 899 01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:24,543 lt's nothing. It was nothing. 900 01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:28,381 Just, you know, travel safely, OK? 901 01:14:28,547 --> 01:14:30,800 And just really enjoy the shoot. 902 01:14:35,554 --> 01:14:38,891 Actually, no, I remember what I was going to say. 903 01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:51,779 I love you, Rosie. 904 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:55,700 I always have. 905 01:14:55,783 --> 01:14:59,537 If "ve been a jerk this last week, it's because I have been fighting. 906 01:15:00,454 --> 01:15:02,540 I have been fighting for you. 907 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:07,753 I don't want to lose you to Tad Hamilton or anyone else. 908 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:14,677 You're the one. 909 01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:25,354 So, any reaction to any of this? 910 01:15:25,604 --> 01:15:28,858 Because now would be an excellent time. 911 01:15:33,103 --> 01:15:36,690 Now? You kiss me now? 912 01:15:37,983 --> 01:15:43,072 You say this to me now, after 22 years of being my friend? 913 01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:48,994 Yes, to all questions. 914 01:15:52,790 --> 01:15:54,708 I'm... 915 01:15:58,045 --> 01:15:59,964 I have to pack. 916 01:16:03,842 --> 01:16:04,885 You're telling me that you can't answer 917 01:16:05,010 --> 01:16:08,055 the most important question I'll ever ask in my entire life 918 01:16:08,180 --> 01:16:10,766 because you have to pack? 919 01:16:10,849 --> 01:16:13,978 Not only do I have to pack, but I have a load of whites in the dryer, 920 01:16:14,103 --> 01:16:17,147 and my dad called my relatives from San Clemente 921 01:16:17,272 --> 01:16:19,775 and they're expecting me, so.. 922 01:16:19,858 --> 01:16:21,819 it's all in the works. 923 01:16:21,902 --> 01:16:23,862 But this is... 924 01:16:25,739 --> 01:16:29,702 Rosie, what's in your heart? 925 01:16:39,003 --> 01:16:40,921 I'm sorry. 926 01:16:49,888 --> 01:16:51,890 I'm sorry, too. 927 01:17:08,032 --> 01:17:11,785 - You OK, Pete? - Yes, sir. 928 01:17:12,911 --> 01:17:15,039 Listen, Pete, obviously we've all been a little seduced 929 01:17:15,205 --> 01:17:18,667 by Tad Hamilton's presence. 930 01:17:19,334 --> 01:17:22,755 No one more so than me. 931 01:17:22,921 --> 01:17:27,217 But that doesn't mean I don't know who cares about my daughter the most 932 01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:31,680 and who she would be with if the world were fair. 933 01:17:35,142 --> 01:17:39,772 - Well, it's not. - No. No, it's not. 934 01:17:41,148 --> 01:17:47,112 When I was your age I was completely in love with Eleanor Hershey. 935 01:17:49,948 --> 01:17:53,243 Of the chocolate Hersheys? 936 01:17:53,786 --> 01:17:56,789 The Hershey chocolates? 937 01:17:57,956 --> 01:18:00,084 She was a great girl, completely unpretentious. 938 01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:03,128 I actually met her filling her Cadillac up with gas. 939 01:18:04,338 --> 01:18:07,841 Anyway, there was this French guy. He was really rich. 940 01:18:07,966 --> 01:18:11,762 He owned, like, France. 941 01:18:12,179 --> 01:18:13,931 I didn't stand a chance. 942 01:18:14,056 --> 01:18:17,059 It happens that way sometimes. It shouldn't, but it does. 943 01:18:17,184 --> 01:18:21,230 Sometimes Goliath kicks the shit out of David. 944 01:18:22,314 --> 01:18:25,275 lt's just nobody bothers to tell that story. 945 01:18:27,111 --> 01:18:29,780 Well, thanks, Mr. Futch. 946 01:18:31,031 --> 01:18:33,283 I feel much better now. 947 01:18:37,162 --> 01:18:41,083 - Goodbye, Mr. Futch. - Take it easy, Pete. 948 01:18:58,016 --> 01:19:00,769 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 949 01:19:01,019 --> 01:19:02,187 No. 950 01:19:02,354 --> 01:19:05,274 Ever feel more confused or alone? 951 01:19:05,399 --> 01:19:07,359 No. 952 01:19:07,860 --> 01:19:10,195 Have a nice flight. 953 01:19:19,037 --> 01:19:21,331 So, we'll see you after principal photography. 954 01:19:21,415 --> 01:19:24,126 Yes, Daddy. 955 01:19:24,209 --> 01:19:27,880 You guys don't mind not flying with us? We need our privacy. 956 01:19:27,963 --> 01:19:29,923 - That's fine. - Yeah. 957 01:19:30,007 --> 01:19:32,926 We look forward to our shit-ass commercial flight. 958 01:19:33,010 --> 01:19:35,262 I always wanted a layover in Cincinnati. 959 01:19:35,387 --> 01:19:38,015 - We will be absolutely fine. - Another one in Chicago. 960 01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:40,058 So we'll be in LA by April? 961 01:19:43,437 --> 01:19:45,898 We'll be fine. 962 01:19:46,982 --> 01:19:49,067 - lt's time. - OK. 963 01:19:49,193 --> 01:19:52,154 - Safe trip, Tad. - Bye, honey. 964 01:19:56,033 --> 01:19:59,203 - Welcome aboard, Mr. Hamilton. - Bye. 965 01:19:59,286 --> 01:20:01,830 - Miss? - Thank you. 966 01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:09,963 Stop it. Stop it. What's the matter with you? 967 01:20:10,047 --> 01:20:13,175 Come on. Commercial isn't so bad. 968 01:20:13,258 --> 01:20:15,427 There's got to be room for one more. 969 01:20:16,094 --> 01:20:18,096 Will you pull yourself together? 970 01:20:18,222 --> 01:20:20,098 Thank you. 971 01:20:20,265 --> 01:20:22,059 Would you like a Vicodin? 972 01:21:04,977 --> 01:21:07,020 Jimmy, being in your movie is a privilege. 973 01:21:07,145 --> 01:21:11,483 In fact, it's more than a privilege. lt's a real privilege. 974 01:21:13,151 --> 01:21:16,280 Can l... Do you mind if I call you back in a few minutes? 975 01:21:18,949 --> 01:21:20,158 OK, thank you, sir. 976 01:21:32,337 --> 01:21:34,506 - You OK? - Mm-hmm. 977 01:21:36,300 --> 01:21:39,011 I'm just a little nervous for some reason. 978 01:21:40,345 --> 01:21:43,056 I have a little nervous feeling in my... self. 979 01:21:44,391 --> 01:21:47,060 - But that's only natural, right? - Yeah. 980 01:21:47,144 --> 01:21:50,063 This is a pretty huge thing I´m doing. 981 01:21:51,023 --> 01:21:52,274 Kind of a great leap of faith. 982 01:21:52,357 --> 01:21:55,319 But I have that faith in you. 983 01:21:56,528 --> 01:21:59,489 So I´m fine. lt's going to be great. 984 01:21:59,614 --> 01:22:03,952 - Good. - Can't you tell by my smile? 985 01:22:08,206 --> 01:22:10,250 Which one is it? 986 01:22:11,335 --> 01:22:14,171 - What? - What number smile is it? 987 01:22:14,254 --> 01:22:16,214 lt's... 988 01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:19,301 Wait, it was one. 989 01:22:23,221 --> 01:22:26,516 No, one was when something really made me laugh. 990 01:22:28,226 --> 01:22:31,104 - Right? - One and a half. 991 01:22:48,330 --> 01:22:50,374 Rosie... 992 01:22:52,250 --> 01:22:56,088 I didn't know about your six smiles. Pete told me about them. 993 01:22:56,171 --> 01:22:58,548 He made me swear I wasn't going to break your heart, 994 01:22:58,673 --> 01:23:00,592 or he would tear me to pieces, 995 01:23:01,259 --> 01:23:05,222 either with his bare hands or his rhetoric. 996 01:23:06,515 --> 01:23:09,559 I stole the speech from Pete to get you to come here with me. 997 01:23:09,643 --> 01:23:12,396 I lied. And I´m sorry. 998 01:23:14,564 --> 01:23:17,234 And I know you're going to be very upset. I just... 999 01:23:19,653 --> 01:23:23,323 - Pete told you about the six smiles? - Yeah. 1000 01:23:23,448 --> 01:23:27,411 And made you swear that you wouldn't break my heart? 1001 01:23:27,536 --> 01:23:32,374 Or he'd tear you to pieces, with either his bare hands or his rhetoric? 1002 01:23:32,457 --> 01:23:34,751 Yeah. 1003 01:23:36,628 --> 01:23:39,631 That is just so... 1004 01:23:43,468 --> 01:23:45,429 adorable. 1005 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:50,600 What? 1006 01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:54,479 Do you think it's possible 1007 01:23:54,604 --> 01:23:59,276 to love someone your whole life and never really realize it 1008 01:23:59,443 --> 01:24:03,613 until something happens that makes you see? 1009 01:24:04,656 --> 01:24:08,201 - What's that from? - No, it's not from anything. 1010 01:24:09,161 --> 01:24:10,454 I'm just saying it to you. 1011 01:24:14,458 --> 01:24:16,585 Wow. 1012 01:24:26,636 --> 01:24:29,181 Man, what a week. 1013 01:24:31,183 --> 01:24:35,353 Fell in love for the first time, got my heart broken for the first time, 1014 01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,356 was honorable for the first time. 1015 01:24:38,482 --> 01:24:42,235 Got bit in the ass for being honorable for the first time. 1016 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,488 Bought a farm. 1017 01:24:44,613 --> 01:24:47,324 I'm sorry about the broken-heart part. 1018 01:24:58,376 --> 01:25:01,880 Do you think you could take me home now? 1019 01:25:02,797 --> 01:25:05,300 Yeah. 1020 01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:19,564 Thank you. 1021 01:25:22,359 --> 01:25:24,402 - Cathy. - Rosie? 1022 01:25:24,569 --> 01:25:27,531 - Where's Pete? - He's not here. What are you doing? 1023 01:25:27,697 --> 01:25:30,242 What do you mean? He's always here. He's Pete. 1024 01:25:30,408 --> 01:25:32,661 No. He didn't come in today. 1025 01:25:34,746 --> 01:25:37,541 Can I borrow your car? 1026 01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:40,544 Yes. 1027 01:25:40,752 --> 01:25:42,712 Thank you. 1028 01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:57,519 Pete. Pete. 1029 01:26:06,611 --> 01:26:08,572 Not Pete. 1030 01:26:11,491 --> 01:26:13,451 Wow. 1031 01:26:27,716 --> 01:26:30,635 I'm just here because Pete asked me to box up some stuff. 1032 01:26:32,637 --> 01:26:35,557 - Why? Where's he going? - Richmond. 1033 01:26:36,474 --> 01:26:38,560 And he isn't going. 1034 01:26:38,685 --> 01:26:40,604 He's gone. 1035 01:26:41,813 --> 01:26:44,357 He's gone to Richmond? 1036 01:26:45,317 --> 01:26:46,776 Why? 1037 01:26:47,694 --> 01:26:51,323 I cannot believe I am taking my work home with me. 1038 01:26:55,410 --> 01:27:00,624 When great love is rejected, Rosalee, something inside a man dies. 1039 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:03,668 So all he can do is run away, 1040 01:27:03,835 --> 01:27:07,714 where he can meet the girl he'll love second most. 1041 01:27:11,676 --> 01:27:13,845 - Unless... - Unless what? 1042 01:27:14,512 --> 01:27:17,349 Unless you can get to him before he closes the book on you. 1043 01:27:19,643 --> 01:27:22,812 But once it's closed, it's closed. 1044 01:27:22,896 --> 01:27:25,857 lt's finished. lt's gone, dead. 1045 01:27:26,358 --> 01:27:29,361 lt's crushed. lt's beaten. lt's buried. 1046 01:27:29,527 --> 01:27:31,571 It is lost for all of time in a sea... 1047 01:27:31,696 --> 01:27:35,325 - Angelica. - OK, yeah. 1048 01:27:36,534 --> 01:27:38,995 I owe you. 1049 01:27:40,872 --> 01:27:42,791 Go. 1050 01:28:11,486 --> 01:28:14,698 If you've been dumped, give us a call on late-night talk. 1051 01:28:14,781 --> 01:28:16,866 Let's go to line one. Scott, you're on... 1052 01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:31,548 What? Pass me. 1053 01:28:33,883 --> 01:28:36,428 Pete. Pete. 1054 01:28:49,691 --> 01:28:52,902 - Are you OK? - Yeah. No... 1055 01:28:52,986 --> 01:28:54,904 No, I meant to do that. 1056 01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:29,939 You have five smiles, Pete. 1057 01:29:32,901 --> 01:29:36,571 One when you think someone's an idiot. 1058 01:29:36,654 --> 01:29:39,616 One when you think someone's really an idiot. 1059 01:29:41,826 --> 01:29:45,914 One when you're getting all dressed up. 1060 01:29:46,039 --> 01:29:48,500 One when you're singing Barry White. 1061 01:29:50,084 --> 01:29:52,003 And one... 1062 01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:55,840 when you're looking at me. 1063 01:30:14,901 --> 01:30:18,530 For all you lovers out there, this one's for you. 1064 01:30:30,625 --> 01:30:33,545 I can't believe I´m going to say this, but... 1065 01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:38,967 would you like to dance?